the best dorothy parker quotes

dorothy parker, 1893-1967, american wit, critic, poet, short story writer (and one helluva dame)

dorothy parker, wit, critic and writer

"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends." '' dorothy parker quotes: american wit, short story writer dorothy parker

"He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller, it would have been adultery." dorothy parker quotes: new yorker writer, critic and satirical poet

"I like to could drink like a lady /
I can take two at the most.
Three and I'm under the table /
Four and I'm under my host.
dorothy parker quotes: american poet, member of the algonquin round table

""By the time you swear you are his /
shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is infinite and undying.
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying"
dorothy parker quotes: on romance

""Razors pain you
rivers are damp
acids stain you
and drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful
nooses give
gas smells awful
you might as well live."
dorothy parker quotes: eternal optimist and urbane wit

"She probably did that sliding down a Barrister." dororthy parker quotes: dororthy being naughty

""She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B." dorothy parker quotes: parker on katherine hepburn's acting talents

"Lips that taste of tears,
they say
Are the best for kissing.
dorothy parker quotes: a diehard romantic

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I bet I'd be a darling at it." dororthy parker quotes: on wealth

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." dororthy parker quotes: wit, short story writer at the new yorker, critic and poet

"How can they tell?" dororthy parker quotes: on being told of the death of calvin coolidge

""This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it." dorothy parker quotes: american wit, sage, critic and poet

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." dororthy parker quotes: on her of her most famous quotes

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